The Odd Caretaker of Whispering Lawns -  Yeah, a useless NaNoWriMo effort. All Whitley ever wanted was to be a family man. When a woman attempts suicide at his cemetery he is presented with the opportunity. In bumbling good will, he transfuses her with cadaver blood. An abusive Aunt, a nosey cemetery inspector, a talking blind dog and a wash of waterlogged coffins confound every Whitley makes toward happiness.

Can there be a happy ending in his future?